i barfeds in our rink
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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