I'm drive I can fine osifer
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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