she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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