"it" just moved
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize