Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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