stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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