Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.