I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.