Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.