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  No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex

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• (561): View more from Florida

  The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.

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• (925): View more from California

  Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?

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