Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?