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• (214): View more from Texas

  i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other

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• (607): View more from New York

  No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.

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• (949): View more from California

  There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.

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