You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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