You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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