why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
This baby is an asshole
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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