ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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