This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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