Im at strip club and am horny
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"