so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.