So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!