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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I thought you said his peep was too small

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  it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air

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• (585): View more from New York

  lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....

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  HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He's the conductor of the struggle bus

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  I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS

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• (253): View more from Washington

  the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.

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