You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I want to fling myself into the sun
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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