know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
The adults are the big ones right?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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