where does the pee come out of this thing
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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