I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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