Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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