i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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