some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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