Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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