This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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