He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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