Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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