Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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