I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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