windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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