okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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