i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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