I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize