Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
