Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
