Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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