just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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