i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
