i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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