After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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