But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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