I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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