I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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