apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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