just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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