Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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