I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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