just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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