I can't watch pbs sober anymore
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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