you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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