i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Drake has all the answers
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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