They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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