did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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