Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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