just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
