literally had 100 drinks last night.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
