I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
