i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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