Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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